While wife is trying DESPERATELY to fall asleep:
Him : “Blah blah blah substantive blah blah management. Then bladeblade blah antidiscrimination blah..”
Her: “Mmhmm.”
Him: “So the blah blah blah interview questions blah. Blah blah the system.”
Her: “Ok.”
Him: “Oh sorry, you’re tired. Why don’t you just sleep.”
Her: “I’m trying to but SOMEBODY keeps talking!”
Him: “OK sorry!”
Pause
Him: “No talking. Sleep now.”
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Him: “No talking.”
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Him: “Starting from…………..NOW!”
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Him: “One. Two. Three.”
UGH!
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