Her: I think I might be getting a headache.
Him: I’ve got one already.
Her: You always HAVE to be better than me, don’t you?
Category: Conversations
5 year old: Is this guy looking blue to you?
Me (having horrible thoughts of one his younger brothers choking in the back seat), slams on the brakes : Which guy?
5 year old looking out the window : This guy, mum
Me having already taken seat belt off and starting to get out of the car : The guy outside?
…………………..oh, you mean THE SKY???
