Tasmiya

Tasmiya *walks into hospital room* : Hey. This place smells like bacon.

Rest of the staff: …………………………

Tasmiya: Well, I don’t actually know the exact smell of bacon but I imagine it would smell a lot like this hospital.

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Co-worker: Your room smells like anal glands! Gross!

Tasmiya: That’s wierd. I can’t smell a thing.

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Tasmiya: Hey! This koala here. It smells like guava! Can anybody else smell that?

Co-worker: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

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Never a dull moment, honestly. Quietest day for a long time but still ended up leaving nearly an hour after closing. And the clients are always interesting:

Tasmiya: I understand your frustration with the cost of treatment.

Owner: NO! YOU DON’T! YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I spend $600 on my dog and for what? I can’t see where the money went on my dog. I spent $5000 on breast implants for my wife and I can see THEM!!

Tasmiya: …………