Ad infinitum:
3 year old: “Muuuuuuuuummmm! Muuuuummmmmm! Muuuuuuummmmmm! Muuuuummmmmm….”
17 month old: “Ne-ne? Ne-ne? Ne-ne?…”
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Ad nauseum:
6 year old: “..so the worms and maggots come out of the eye…”
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Ad hominem:
Me: “You are only allowed to have a chocolate after you’ve finished your lunch.”
3 year old: “Well your face is getting black!”
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Curriculum Vitae:
17 month old:
Cried
Breastfed
Cried more
Fought with brother – Numerous times.
Messed chair – giggled
Climbed onto table. DEMOTED from position.
Messed chair again. Giggled
Breastfed
Giggled
Cried
Slept
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in flagrante delicto:
6 year old: “Nothing!”
3 year old: “I wasn’t doing anything! I was just pinching him!”
17 month old: – getting caught opening the fridge and examining its contents: “Mmm..milk there?”
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death of Habeus corpus:
Me: “OK THAT’S IT! You’re all in time-out! And nobody out UNTIL I say so!”
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In loco parentis:
6 year old (to younger brothers): ” *SIGH* I just cleaned this room and you’ve gone and messed it up again!”
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Maximus in minimus!
Isn’t it just obvious? 
See also: 17 month old Discovers Science
