“Why is he shy of us seeing his willy? I have a willy and I’m not shy of showing it to people. LOOK!”
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“Your toilet is stinking like the junior boys’ toilets at school. For heaven’s sake FLUSH it after you’re done!”
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“You mean I have to wipe my bum?? I have to wipe my bum??!”
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With alarming regularity, this annoyance:
“More water in the jug, please!”
“Fill it up before you get in there!”
“But Mum, I was busting!”
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DK: Sorry, Mum.
Tasmiya: For what?
(Pause)
Tasmiya: Ugh DK! Did you just fart?
DK (laughing:) Yes. But I said sorry before I did it so it’s ok.
