Halal Gelatine..and accents

I have just received an email from a sister in NSW selling halal gelatine (from halaal slaughtered cattle no less!) as well as other yummy confectionary. HALAL ROCKY ROAD!

Here is her link – be sure to check it out

Just Halal

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“Hi! I’m your new avon rep in this area.”

“Hi. You know my sons and I love your catalogues.”

“That’s lovely to hear. If you need anything, my number is on the back of the catalogue and you can order direct from me.”

“Great! Thanks! I’m Tasmiya by the way.”

“I’m Deaf-knee.”

Pause

“Deaf. Knee?”

“Yes, Deaf-knee.”

Pause

“Ok. Thanks Deaf-knee.”

Pause

“It’s spelled D-A-P-H-N-E.”

“OHHHHHH! Daphne!”

“Yes. We just moved up here from Nu Zelund.”

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4 Responses to “Halal Gelatine..and accents”

  • b. Says:

    I first read your title as “Hotel Gelatine”! That’d be an unusual theme. I wonder what you’d make of my accent. :)

  • SIL Says:

    Finally….REAL HALAAL GELATINE….THANKS :)

  • Tasmiya Says:

    b, if you can pronounce Daphne as Deaf-knee I promise not to make fun :)

    yeah, still have to call my mum about what she wants but isn’t it great!! Products are from pakistan and it’s homemade marshmallow and rocky road.

  • DSIE Says:

    I once hed a frind frum Nu Zeland. Her name was “Nuckula”, spilt N-I-C-O-L-A

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