I am blogging on a Saturday because my life is so boring

Did you read that properly, people?

Saturday.

I am blogging.

Which means I am at home.

Which means I am not at work! I hope they are managing well without me. HAHAHAHAH! I am not at work!!! THE ASIAN/SCARF/MUSLIM/DARK vet is not working!

Ahhh life is good.

My cousin has given birth to a baby girl mashaAllah. Huge baby. No name as yet (what is with that – you had NINE months of planning! Study harder next time instead of pulling a one-nighter and hoping for the best! Just kidding – my sister went for about a month without a name)

We are off to buy my 4 year old a new bike, with training wheels although he is keen on learning to ride the proper way. 2 year old is nearly as tall as 4 year old and I think he will need the same size bike. I’ve lost count the number of times I’ve been asked if the younger two are twins. One is just petite, like his mum and the other is a huge lump of lard like his dad.

So off we go. To the toy store. Wish us luck.

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