While husband is trying very hard to concentrate watching Batman Begins:

“So when does he get bitten by the bat?”

“What?

“Batman – that’s how he becomes a superhero, right?”

“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat. He’s scared of them.”

“So he’s a superhero and he’s scared of bats?”

“He isn’t a superhero. He’s just a man.”

“You mean he can’t fly?”

“Nope.”

“So how come he wears the cape and the mask and all that if he isn’t a superhero?”

“To conceal his identity.”

“Ahhh ok.”

10 minutes later

“Is this the part where he gets bitten by the bat?”

“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat!”

10 minutes later

“Hey, where’s Robin?”

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