How to annoy husband
Friday, December 30th, 2005 | Conversations, Domestic Bliss, Humour
While husband is trying very hard to concentrate watching Batman Begins:
“So when does he get bitten by the bat?”
“What?
“Batman - that’s how he becomes a superhero, right?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat. He’s scared of them.”
“So he’s a superhero and he’s scared of bats?”
“He isn’t a superhero. He’s just a man.”
“You mean he can’t fly?”
“Nope.”
“So how come he wears the cape and the mask and all that if he isn’t a superhero?”
“To conceal his identity.”
“Ahhh ok.”
10 minutes later
“Is this the part where he gets bitten by the bat?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat!”
10 minutes later
“Hey, where’s Robin?”
5 Comments to How to annoy husband
Salaam;
What’s scary is that this could be, nearly word-for-word, a conversation that I’ve had many times with my own husband.
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*sigh*
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Men! Are Mushrooms! From the Planet Mushroom!
Masalaama
My husband will ask questions through movies. We can watch a movie for the first time together and he will ask me things that I have no way of knowing or ask the same things over and over. He almost drives me as crazy as my five year old when it comes to watching things.
Hahahahaha. Classique.
Ps. loved that movie.
geniousSeptember 20, 2006
Good one!
haha I am never watching a movie with you.
Ya Haqq!
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