Religion 101. Lesson 1 in a series

How (NOT) to enjoin the good and forbid the evil

- do not at any time think of your own self but concentrate on the ill doings of others. You are perfect.

- tell anyone and everyone they will go to hell if they don’t listen to you.

- ensure you tell wrongdoers in the most offensive way possible and when they say they are offended, be sure to soften things by telling them, “I am saving you from the hell fire.. you should not be so arrogant…you should be thankful and take this as advice given out of love and concern for your afterlife…what if you are in a burning house, do you expect me to talk to you quietly and gently?!…I am doing this for your own good, why are you so stubborn that you cannot see?….”

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8 Comments

  1. Posted April 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    oh yes, surefire way.

  2. Posted April 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    Good lesson. I was given one a few weeks back.

  3. Posted April 2, 2008 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    point 1 – check
    point 2 – check
    point 3 – check

    Ok…that was good…when is the next lesson…I gotta hit the streets…haha.

  4. Tasmiya
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    This was really supposed to be a lighthearted look at it but I just lost my gumption and finished it off. It came across as really mean and snarky which wasn’t my intention.

    Mona and Achelois – I think we’ve all had experiences like this.

    Mousehunter – sorry, you are not ready yet – lesson 2 is GROW A LONGER BEARD :P

  5. Posted April 3, 2008 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Assalam alaikum wa rahmatullah.

    May this message find you in the best of health and iman and humour!
    This post of yours has been selected at Ijtema , a venture to highlight the best of the Muslim blogosphere. Jazakallah for your efforts, and keep the lessons coming!

    was salaam,
    Editor

  6. Posted April 3, 2008 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    You turned comment moderation on?

  7. Tasmiya
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    No, mummyjaan..only for new commenters is the moderation feature on. Thank you for adding this post!

  8. Posted April 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    AA- Tasmiya,

    “lesson 2 is GROW A LONGER BEARD :P

    Hey now, are you saying that only men act in such a way? Or are you suggesting that hairy women are the main culprits? ;-)

    Very nice post…you should make it into a meme and let everyone else chime in – as you mentioned, we’ve all had experiences like this..sadly.

    I would add the following two:

    - Never crack a smile.
    - Inject a lesson on Islam into the conversation at the most inappropriate time.

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