While husband is trying very hard to concentrate watching Batman Begins:
“So when does he get bitten by the bat?”
“What?
“Batman – that’s how he becomes a superhero, right?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat. He’s scared of them.”
“So he’s a superhero and he’s scared of bats?”
“He isn’t a superhero. He’s just a man.”
“You mean he can’t fly?”
“Nope.”
“So how come he wears the cape and the mask and all that if he isn’t a superhero?”
“To conceal his identity.”
“Ahhh ok.”
10 minutes later
“Is this the part where he gets bitten by the bat?”
“He doesn’t get bitten by a bat!”
10 minutes later
“Hey, where’s Robin?”
