Number of tissue boxes used up this weekend: 4
Number of times husband was vomited on: 2
Number of times Tasmiya was vomited on: 1 (HA! I win!)
Number of sick children: 3
Millilitres of panadol (tylenol) syrup given to sick children: approx. 50
Number of times needed to break up cat fight between rival felines: Approx 12
Number of times needed to console frightened two year old for above: Approx 13
Number of times nebuliser used: 3
Number of times “Please cover your hands when you cough!” was uttered: Infinity
Number of times above was ignored: Infinity
Number of ears infected: 2
Number of visits from concerned family members: 3 (I love my family!)
Number of times my sisters brought us food: 3 (I love my family!)

